call me Tim

Posted: May 10, 2024 in general Toronto

Knock knock!

an empty tims coffee cup on the sidewalk outside a glass door, store front

Hi!  Just call me Tim. Actually, I’m nothing special; there are millions more just like me.

I am just an ordinary red and white cup, a Tims coffee cup.  I’ll bet that you’ve seen many of my relatives and you’ve probably even held one of us.   We can be very useful!  And we certainly get around.

There are even rumours of a musical production!  Theatre!  Some of us might become stars!

I wasn’t asked to be part of the show, so many of us weren’t.  But we have many talents and we do lots of interesting things.  You just need to get to know us better.

 

“Someone left the cup out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
cause it took so long to make it…”

Some of us are still a little hurt for not being cast in the upcoming musical.

tim hortons red and white coffee cup sitting on a wet sidewalk beside a large red planter at yonge and dundas in the rain

We have a very busy social life and you can often find us mingling with friends as we gossip about the celebs we’ve seen and brag about how many instagram and twitter followers we have.

empty starbucks coffee cup, empty tim hortons coffee cup and a blue prime drink bottle, all on top of a black garbage bin on the sidewalk

Stay hydrated my friends!

a tims coffee cup and a bottle of water on top of a barrel beside a brick building

Hey!  That’s my line

A tim hortons cup on top of a yellow fire hydrant

Some of even find time (and the energy) to cavort with the competition in secret places; you’ll never know where we’ve been!  And we won’t tell.

two empty coffee cups, mcdonalds and tim hortons, on the ground, in a corner with a pile of dead dried leaves

We like to get out for a little Culture too, a little art to brighten up our day.

a tim hortons coffee cup on top of anewspaper box in the street, along with a painting of a woman with an umbrella in the rain.

We often find time to be at one with nature.

an empty time hortons cup in a concrete planter on the sidewalk along with green plants

Or just sit and watch the world go round.

tims cup sitting on a weathered green wood bench with a small brass plaque on it
We’re a little bit country

a tims cup stuck on the top of a metal construction fence in a park
And a little bit city.  Downtown…. everyone hum along…. “Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city…”  Oh for a chance to see my name in lights!

tims cup on a box on the sidewalk in chinatown,

You won’t find us in fancy restaurants. We’re more into fast food and eating on the street.

a tims coffee cup on the ground beside a cardboard take out drinks tray and a plastic plate

You probably shouldn’t find us here either…. the sights we’ve seen!

looking under the doors of bathroom stalls, three pairs of legs and feet, and one tims coffee cup

We like to go on road trips.  There are even special places in cars for us to sit but it’s nice to get a window seat every once in a while (more sights, better sights!).  Road trip to Sarnia anyone?

a red and white coffee cup from Tim Hortons sits on a the front ledge in a car, inside, going on a road trip

Sarnia? Yes. The musical is to be set in Sarnia … but it’s just pretend.   No road trips needed.  You have to be in Toronto to see the show to pretend you’re in Sarnia.

Yes, I am a bit obsessed with this theatre thing.  It’s hard enough to try to be a winner and then discover that you’re just another discarded loser.  The ego takes a big hit.

tims cup with roll up the rim to win, lying on the grass, thrown away

It can be cold and lonely out here.  It’s hard to cope as all the life drains out of you.

a used coffee cup lies on the ground beside a sewer drain and a small snowbank

No wonder some of us end up in shady places with sketchy companions.  It’s not easy being cast away – first they use us then they ignore us.  From hero to zero.

trash on the ground including an empty water bottle and a red and white tims coffee cup

Sigh.

There are things we can’t do.  Without arms and legs we have trouble making snow angels.

tims cup in the snow

and life’s hobbies are limited.  If I had a hammer it would be useless.

tims coffee cup wedge into the bottom of a pile of lumber, between sheets of plywood and the stack of 4 by 4s

But we try to stay healthy, stay positive,

upside down tims cup on the ground beside a used covid mask

and not get too hung up on the little things.

tims cup stuck in a metal loop attached to a block of concrete

And at the end of the day we count ourselves lucky to find the great bin in the sky.  Not all believe –  they don’t think that we can be recycled.  Others haven’t lost their faith.    Maybe we’ll come back again.  I, your friend Tim, would certainly like to come back again!

 

recycling bin on municipal garbage can is full, with a tims coffee cup at the very top

At least it’s been a good ride while it lasted.

tims cups in a shopping cart and on the ground in the snow

Editor’s note: No Tims cups were touched in the making of this blogpost.

Comments
  1. icelandpenny's avatar icelandpenny says:

    Love it. Amusing concept, nicely played out. (I once thought to start taking photos of abandoned shopping carts, for an equivalent series, but was too lazy to get on with it — and now carts have anti-theft devices that mean you no longer see them all over town, so the moment has passed.) I particularly like the poignant revelation that, sigh, they can’t make snow angels. All that was lacking here, was a cup with the rrrrim rrrrrolled up!

    • Mary C's avatar Mary C says:

      I am not even sure that they do the roll up the rim any more! Has it all gone digital? Or disappeared altogether? Can you tell that I’m not a regular Tims customer?!

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